The Cast

My Human Family

Lucky, Lucifer, the Devil, the Dark Father, Prince of Darkness - Me. Your Author. I'm sure other people have other names for me. But lets just stick with those shall we? I sell televisions basically, lots of them, all around the world.

Shawn, the Show-Ho - Wife #2 - strong willed, understanding, funny, beautiful, and obnoxiously younger and hotter than wife #1.

Connor - my number 1 son, 12 years old, a creepy Diamen looking sort, always accompanied by angst, eery gothic music, and two quasi demonic Rottweilers ironically named Lilly and Daisy.

Cole - my number 2 son, 10 years old bright and positive as his brother is dark and foreboding, really my favorite.

Cheyenne  - Daddy's little princess - and don't she know it. She will not let me disclose her age.

Finn - Shawn's Number one boy, 16 years old, lives on my couch, monopolizing my Playstation

Malachi - Shawn's number two son, 10 just like his father, Cain.

Emma -  Shawns little princess a mini-her. 7 years old.

BellaDonna - My dog, a Blue Pittbull Terrier - Bella can understand and talk english. although with a lisp.  Though she seems to only be able to do it to me.

DoofTardo - Shawn's dog.  Some kind of Rat, Boston Terrier mix. utterly brain damaged. This dog lives in perpetual fear that I will kill him and torture his immortal soul. Apparently I give off that kind of vibe. He also can talk but again only to me.

Muffns, The testicle destroyer, leader of the unholy army of the night, the allergenic death ball. - Shawn's cat. perpetually a kitten, also can talk. also only to me and the other animals. I'm beginning to think as I write this though I've never considered it before that perhaps it's more that I can understand animals than they have some mystical ability to only be able to talk into my head. That would probably make more sense. It also explains why I hate birds.

Gregory - our butler / nanny / house elf - Why does a dude who is basically a glorified television salesman need a butler / nanny ? Well the dishes aren't going to do themselves, and someone has to keep me from running in the house with knives.

Extended Family 

Lilly and Daisy - Connors guardian demonic Rottweilers.  I don't know where they come from, or where they go, but I don't have to feed them or pick up after them, and not everyone can see them. Hmmm... I should ponder on that a bit more.

Nicole - The Leezard - the Baby Momma from Hell-  Wife #1 - A Succubis  who conned me into marrying her. From whom my demonic off spring sprung.

Cain - Shawn's first husband, a really good guy actually.

Hanna - Shawn's sister who is not even a little bit crazy hot.

John - Hanna's husband an evangelical Christian of the snake handling variety, and still remarkably cool about the whole Devil thing.

The Mother of Darkness - my mother. I have mommie issues lets not go there.

The Demons

Beelzebub - The Lord of Lies, Prince of Hell - also my whiney little brother a general PAIN IN THE ASS.  

Asmodeus - The Lord of Lust, Prince of Hell -  Generally one of my favorite demons for obvious reasons, except one thing he lusts for the most is my throne.

(//Updated as folks are mentioned.)